“What if Jack Vance wrote Harry Potter as a sequel to TH White’s The Once and Future King?”

Dear Prospective Student,

       Do not despair, we offer support 
       true. 
       Your blessings you need not hide 
       from us here.
       For modest sums, we’ll make those 
       gifts to bloom;
       Well-water’d, grow to magic 
       without peer.
       From Ygraine north to crossroads, in 
       summer’s decline
       Look you well, for ye will be giv’n 
       a sign.

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